Simple Willy


to get a bl-wj-b from a random girl. straight bl-wj-b, no bullsh-t. not a good on nor a bad one just a plain ol’ blow j. use when needed but the meaning is changed when you talk to the girl who gives said bl-wj-b for more then a couple weeks. you canot tell your friends you plan on getting a simple w-lly otherwise it isnt a simple will at all.
steve- “hey frank did you hook up with that chick last night?”

frank- “yeah dude she gave me a simple w-lly”

steve- “you son of a b-tch thats random”

frank- “i know”

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