simpleton


noun: a person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on cnbc’s mad money with jim cramer. often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

synonym: jose lopez
person a: “i don’t think the iwatch will be a guaranteed best seller.”
person b: “you’re such a simpleton.”
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a person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.
go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!
a being of great unintelligence, always there to ruin your plans.
you simpletons get off my lawn mower!
picked up from a black and white movie,another term for a fool.dub for a person that is known to or is about to do a stupid thing generally used sarcastically.
“yeah, thats a really smart thing to do you f—ing simpleton.”
a foolish person with lack of intelligence, common sense, and street smarts
mich-lle everest, simpleton
someone who drives chevys, drinks budweiser, listens to nickelback, votes republican, and basically does absolutely no thinking on their own, at all, just does/thinks/believes what advertising/media tells them.
my sister just got her third dachsund and of course named it a people name: charles; total lame yuppie-wannabe. and then carl just bought a pickup truck, and of course it’s a chevy, his fourth one, cause he’s an “all american”, like the commercials tell him. he also had nickelback blasting when he pulled up in it, and had a case of sh-tty budweiser beer in the truck. g-d, my sister and my friend are both such a couple of simpletons.
a person lacking -n-lytical thinking skills.
a simpleton’s conclusion: “the nsa spies, therefore the chinese do not.”

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