Simpsoned
being r-t-rded enough to, in sequence, walk into a fantasy draft thinking, “this is gonna be the year,” walk out of the draft thinking, “hey, i like this team of mine,” and, ultimately, sit outside of the playoffs thinking, “f-ck you ricky williams.”
man, bill really sucks, he’s constantly getting simpsoned in fantasy.
the act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.
hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don’t get simpsoned. i don’t have time to bail you out tomorrow.
the act of getting donkey kong punched on the top of the head, gripped up by the neck and lifted off the floor , or getting your -ss handed to you in general usually as a result of p-ssing someone off.
she came to the house so full of drama and talking so much sh-t! no wonder she got f-cking simpsoned!
being persuaded by a hooker to have s-x, then finding out the hooker is really a man… but opting to let him jerk you off until bust a nut.
yo – i just got simpsoned in the back alley…
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