simulflush
the act of flushing the toilet simultaneously while defecating in order to not let people hear embar-ssing noises coming out of your -ss
(roger and dave using the urinal)
dave: hey, man! someone in the stall behind us just flushed the toilet twice and never came out!
roger: that guy’s a simulflusher! hope he did not have a r-ct-m ripper!
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