Simultate


to simultaniously whitness a form of media with another person or persons. to experience together.
hey, lets press play on the count of three and simultate this mp3 i just sent you.
this is totally gay.
“i dont know how to interact with real people, so i simulate with people i meet off of message boards.”

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