saying sorry to a d*ck after a bl*wj*b.
*after bl*wj*b* “girl that was so bad you better sine yo pity on the runny kine”
- burger feet
the things at the end of a persons legs that resemble hamburger buns with toes, like feet but with unusually rotund mid-sections; vaguely similar to baby feet only adult-sized. whether or not a person has burger feet has little to do with one’s overall weight and/or build, in fact they are most conspicuous on those […]
one who is from the ghetto, but is not ghetto at all. these are the kinds of people you’d see in white neighborhoods. usually these people are white or just very well mannered. they are often first to be picked out by ghetto people. thug: yo son, whatchu doin on my block? this ain’t the […]
- ciarán dawson
when you have a below average height teen smoke enough weed to make you and your friends high from hearing him talk i was with kevin today and i swear everybody was past the point of ciarán dawson
- alaskan story
a story told by the same person again and again, but told so many different ways everyone wonders what the true version is. she is telling another one of her alaska stories. i wonder how it will end this time. jew and her alaskan story is all over the place.