Singer

a stud with perfect intercourse technique. named after the singer brand of sewing machine, this ‘sowing machine’ has consistent timing that can be varied from slow to fast, much like the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.
babe: wow, that h-rny dude can satisfy me every time. he is a real singer.
stud: yup, like a well-oiled machine. some credit goes to the babe for having the perfect lubrication.
someone who is the cause of a distraction leading up to a potential sucker punch. usually has done time with the sucker-puncher. singer will arrive when given a cue by the -ssaulter. will walk up to the scene singing, thereby distracting the victim, which then leads the -ssaulter to then sucker-punch the victim. usually these events occur when a hustle between the victim and -ssaulter has gone wrong.
my cuz rodney is a singer…he be distracting fools so i can clock them in their eye!
one day whilst really high on the marijuana cigarettes, a friend of mine threatened to punch me in the singer and the swibble. upon investigation it was determined that a singer is the mouth. (see also: swibble)
“i’ll smack you in the singer then crack you in the swibble.”
pr-nounced san-jee
a french cooking meathod in which flour is sprinkled over sweated vegetables to create a thickening paste to add to soups or sauces.
also where you are f-cking a girl, pull out, blow your load in her face and then throw flour at her face.
“i did her against the kitchen counter and singer that so hard”
any person who sings, regardless of skill in singing, and behaves in an extremely douchy att-tude toward everyone, especially other musicians or singers; generally used in quotations to distinguish from regular people who sing.

singer=vocal instrumentalist
“singer”=b-tch, douchebag, etc.
person 1: why does she get that solo? i’m clearly better.
person 2: does it really matter who sings it?
person 1: of course it does!!! i’ve wanted that solo for like ever.
person 2: -thinking- “singers”
a lime light hogging, selfish tw-t. a singer usually loves to be loved and dosent think about the rest of the band…then the band leaves them and there singing times are in tatters, ha , serves you right you d-cks.

oh and they are not actually musically talented unless they actually make lyrics, if your a tribute singer or someone writes your songs ure a stupid toole
singer: (to fans)thx i love all of you

band: ummm your a douche were going, bye.

singer: wait i cant do anything. d-mn, who can i free load of now with my unworked for voice.
a singer is a type of person that chooses what’s worse for his well-being. even when better options are available, he decides on using poor options. a singer is blind to the truth, and is as stubborn as he is stupid. typically he also sucks at what he tries to accomplish. also see d-ck.
i can’t believe that singer cut me from the team. what a d-ck.