Singer’s Disease


the pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of riddle memorial hospital’s emergency room. this condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. however, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.
so i just got back from the hospital… they say it’s singer’s disease.

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