single and ready to fingle
you’re single, you’re h-rny,and you’re looking for some action.
(i.e. “single and ready to mingle” so “single and ready to fingle”)
tegan: “dude…i’m single and hating it”
timmy: “noo man…check out that b-tch”
tegan: “h-ll yeah man, i’m single and ready to fingle that broad!”
timmy: “get some bro!”
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