single baby
the best d-mn feeling ever… although having a significant other is nice single status is great. you’re free to do anything with anyone and no one can stop you.
boy: hey do you have a boyfriend?
girl: nope, i’m single baby!
boy: great, let’s go up to my room.
girl: excellent plan.
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