Single mom discount
the single mom discount is when a single mother (preferably a milf) doesn’t want to pay full price for something so she seduces the man/women into s-xual activity to cover the price.
plumber: “alright, ma’am your sink is all fixed, that will be $189”
single mom: “oh my, that’s a little high, can i have the single mom discount?”
plumber: “the what?”
single mom: -starts to stroke plumbers c-ck-
plumber: “ohh yeaa that feels nice”
…the single mom and the plumber engage in s-xual activity for about an hour…
plumber: -putting his clothes back on- “well ma’am, your grand total comes to $15”
single mom: “now that sounds reasonable!”
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