Singledoom
singledoom is the level below singledom which is “the state of being unmarried or not involved in a long-term relationship”.
singledoom is the seemingly infinite state of being single while all your friends hook up, make you sick with copious pda, marry, breed, are rarely seen again seemingly too captivated by their attached bliss to appear, except at their wedding or baby showers; while you remain dateless, s-xless and happy couples encourage you to “put yourself out there” whilst referring to you as bitter behind your back.
singledoom is cr-pola and i will throw rotten persimmons at the next newly ‘we are so in love couple’ who can’t take it home to start the touchy touch makeout. barf.
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