Singles Day
a day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! a day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it’s singles day! singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. so screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!
“dude you know she was like a 2”
“it’s singles day and i just took 4 keg stands”
“that’s legit”
“he has a girlfriend, you know.”
“i don’t care it’s singles day, screw it”
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