singultus
the real medical word for kiddie–ss hiccups. (yes, it is chronic, exhausting and debilitating.)
my speech was ruined by a bad case of singultus. singultus is an under rated communication problem.
a chronic, involuntary ailment that is usually a symptom of fatigue, cranks, or aids.
as in “but if i had singultus, no one would care”
a distressing, chronic ailment than can cause fatigue, depression, or suicidal tendencies.
as in “but, if i had singultus, no one would care”
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