sinister D
a situation where a smallish, dried out, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones -n-l hair, which in turn causes what one can only refer to as a net of hair that blocks the p-ssage of p–p from -n-s to toilet, leaving a heaping mound of p–p suspended in “hair net”, making for a very messy situation.
d-mn tyler, i know you called the bathroom right after i p–ped, but it was a must that i shower immediately after running into a sinister d. hopefully i won’t shower shart while i’m in there and prolong the process.
-see shower shart
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