sink spider
evil, angry-looking black spider that appears in one half of your double sink. mostly small, a little creepy, but completely capable of making you avoid the sink. when one morning sink spider has moved, all bets are off in the kitchen.
dude one: we should get those coors light cans out of the sink, they are starting to smell like -ss.
dude two: sh-t no, there in sink spider’s territory. you’re on your own.
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