Sink the kayak
a euphemism, to “sink the kayak” is to -j-c-l-t- during intercourse.
-after -j-c-l-t–n-
“yeahh i sank the kayak”
guy 1 : what you up to tonight?
guy 2 : i’m going to sink the kayak
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