Sipsmas
the real christmas, the best christmas.
merry sipsmas you big b-st-rd!
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to j-zz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens. yeah lick that monopoly mustach.
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when a woman unknowingly touches a man’s semi or fully erect p-n-s. i.e. his chubby girl: he reached in to give me a hug & all i felt on my leg was his sir-prize guy: dude, i couldn’t fight it any more. so i went in to hug her, guns fully loaded, & gave her […]
- muff tease
the male equivalent of pr-ck tease. a man who gets women hot for his c-ck, but does not give it to them. marco has been grinding up against those sk-nks all night, but will give them jack all! what a f-cking m-ff tease!
- Facebook Spank Bank
a collection of pictures, speficially facebook pictures stored for the sole purpose of masturbation “mark’s facebook spank bank collection has gotten so large he had to get an external hard drive.”
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when one makes the gesture of shaking dice in front of ones crotch and then throws the dice; insinuating a facial face dice, la fleur. total face dice. (facial, la fleur. total facial)