Sir Charles

a female’s large behind.
there are several levels of sir charles.
level 1: a normal sir charles – just a great big -ss
level 2: a ’93 nba finals sir charles – an incredibly shapely, gigantic -ss
level 3: a ’92 dream team sir charles – the greatest -ss of all-time

derived from charles barkley’s nickname “the round mound of rebound,” except in this case it’s the “round mound you wanna take to pound town”
kim kardashian has a ’92 dream team sir charles
a great bl-w j-b. derived from the conversation between charles barkley and a police officer during his now infamous dui stop on december 31, 2008. according to the officer who wrote the report,

“he told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl i saw get in the p-ssenger seat.”

the officer continues: “he asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ he asked me, ‘you want the truth?’ when i told him i did he said, ‘i was gonna drive around the corner and get a bl-w j-b. he then explained that she had given him a ‘bl-w j-b’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”
girlfriend: “tell me what you want tonight. i want to please you baby.”
boyfriend: “baby, i want a sir charles tonight!”
girlfriend: “what the h-ll is a sir charles?”
boyfriend: “a bj. not just any bj…but, the best one i have ever had in my life!”
a scotch drink:

a full gl-ss of ice and half gl-ss of the glenlivet 18 years the choice of godfather
what would you like sir??
let me have a sir charles please.
a name given to someone who f-cks everything up, as in charlie (charles) foxtrot, or “cl-sterf-ck”
sir william: hey, let me take this next guy. he’s easy to kill.

a camel spyder: sure sir charles, just like last time when he killed you with a rubber duck.
simply defined as a chucky floating inside a larry, or otherwise a half smoked cigarette extinguished in a half drunk beer.
i was on the hunt for a larry and a chucky but fortunately i was able to scrounge up a sir charles.