sir shits himself


the equivalent to “pulling a steve timmons”, its when you pull your pants down and try to take a sh-t outside, but miss the ground and sh-t in your pants horribly… out of the kabillion miles of the earth, how the h-ll do you miss the ground?
steve, you silly f-ggit… you dont need to show us your sir sh-ts himself, you take the crown by a mile
in addition, you must wear someone else’s dirty, j-zzy pants all night after. after that mission complete.
no comment…………
steve timmons is sir sh-ts a lot
sir sh-ts a lot has done it again.

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