Sir Smithington
right before coming in a girl’s mouth during oral s-x, the man would take it out, “knight her” (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his p-n-s, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his p-n-s.
last night, jenny was being a b-tch, so i gave her a sir smithington.
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