sir spam


one of the knights of the octagon table. sir spam the spam pirate is captain of her ship, the spam bucket, and has a quite un-spammy crew. weilds the spam sword. has an albino ferret named raxoth.
first mate harry: arr, sir spam, i be spottin land a-ho!

sir spam: there be spam at this port?

first mate harry: -sighs heavily- aye, cap’n.

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