Sir Tom
a huge male member. just like the singer.
junior: grandpa, did you see tom jones’ huge member bulging in his trousers? wonder how many v–gr-s it takes now that he is a pensioner?
grandpa: probably none you idiot! you shouldn’t underestimate 72-years old welshmen that still sing ’bout dililah and s-xbombs and move about on stage like they’re 22! and it’s sir tom to you, junior!
junior: s’pose you’re right grandpa. tom jones really has one serious sir tom!
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