Siri-ous


using the iphone 4s ‘digital -ssistant’ siri properly, as opposed to telling it to do obscene things to itself or asking it existential questions, just because.
get siri-ous will you? telling siri to ‘go f-ck yourself’ is funny for only a hundred times or so. i use siri to actually get things done!

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