Sirius Black

two words: flying motorbike. two more words: d-mn s-xy.
aka: padfoot or snuffles

harry potter’s presumed dead g-d-father/doggy. one time best friend of james potter and remus lupin, “killed” at the hands of one evil b-tch of a cousin bellatrix lestrange. also, hands off, as he is betrothed to the aforementioned remus lupin.
“h-llo, i’m sirius black, the s-xiest thing to come out of hogwarts since…er…ever!”
very very good looking friend of james potter. he was originally james and lily’s scecret keeper, got dropped at the last minute, got framed for a bunch of murders, got sent to azkaban, did the impossible and escaped, stalked his godson, harry potter, and bought him a really nice broomstick. throughout all of this, he lost his hot-ness. so sad. some people think he is dead, and i respect their opinion but they are wrong. he only fell behind the curtain thing-y. note: a character is never dead unless you personally watch the breath of life leaving their body.
james – “shut it, sirius! i’m trying to be serious!”
sirius – “you can’t be serious, i’m sirius!”
james – “sirius, seriously, that joke is really old.”
sirius – “seriously?”
the most gorgeous man to ever grace hogwarts with his presence. sirius has been turned into a bis-xual man-wh-r- by fanfiction authors (including myself) who has been romantically involved with harry, hermione, snape, remus lupin, james potter, and just about everyone else. not that i’m complaining or anything…

alias:

snuffles
padfoot
the s-xy marauder
hot bishie
lupin’s b-tch
sirius black and remus lupin are finally getting married. it’s about d-mn time…
sezzy. hot. harry’s g-dfather. is not dead but you go ‘head and keep thinkin’ that. did i mention he’s effing s-xy?
sirius is alive, dammit! alive, well, and s-xy too!
an amazingly s-xy marauder, who is also known as padfoot. even in death he is much s-xier than you.
you disagree? two words mate. flying. motorbike.

i would.
sirius black, the most perfect fictional male character ever created.
sirius black is the third member of the infamous, playful group called the “marauders” (according to the popular term ‘mwpp’). he, along with james potter, remus lupin, peter pettigrew, lily evans, and many more people went to hogwarts, a school located in scotland. he served as best man to james potter’s wedding (who married lily evans, incidentally) after hogwarts. as well, he was wrongly accused for the murder of twelve muggles and one wizard. he was also thought to have betrayed the potters to voldemort, a dark wizard. as a result, he was sentenced to azkaban, a wizarding prison. he broke out twelve years later, in his godson’s third year at hogwarts. along with harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger, and remus lupin, he attempted to procure peter pettigrew, the man who framed sirius for the aforementioned crimes. however, the full moon came, and sent remus lupin, a werewolf, into a frenzy. peter pettigrew got away, as a result, by changing into a rat. sirius black was then recaptured, and he nearly had his soul sucked out by a dementor. he was saved, though; he then flew away on a hippogriff.

for the next two years, sirius remained in hiding. he served as a confidant to his godson, harry potter, through letters and secret meetings. in harry’s fifth year, however, sirius went to save harry in a battle against voldemort and some of his death eaters. bellatrix lestrange, a cousin of sirius’s as well as a death eater, sent a spell towards sirius. as a result, he fell beyond a dark veil, where he is presumed to be dead.
sirius black turned around at stared at him. he could not believe his eyes.
“i trusted you,” he stuttered.
the man laughed bitterly. “you were always dim-witted, sirius.”