Sitting on Pancakes


a popular figure of speech used to accuse or otherwise brand someone as being a liar. often used when someone is conducting mysterious, shady business or they are trying to hide the truth.
nick: “hey man, what are you doing tonight?”
salmen: “nothing much.”
nick: “do you want to hang out then?”
salmen: “i can’t.”
nick: “why not?”
salmen: “i’m busy.”
nick: “you have to stop sitting on pancakes man.”
salmen: “i’m not!”
nick: “i can see the syrup running down your pants.”
a term meaning up to no good or shady business, such as what you would think if you saw someone actually sitting on pancakes
salmen skipped cl-ssed without explanation, he is sitting on pancakes

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