Sitting on the cactus


when you do something so undersireable it’s akin to sitting, bare -ssed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).
i sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. or i was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.

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