sitting on the pity potty
is the process in which one goes through to receive attention and/or sympathy depending on the degree of drama one uses to achieve desired effect. used as a form of manipulation. this process usually takes place at a party or gathering of some sort. it is performed by a drama queen or girl who feels threatened by: 1. another female. 2. boyfriends’ ex-girlfriend, also at the gathering. the first step in the process is pretending to feel sick. second announces, “i am going to the bathroom.” she waits in the bathroom to see how long it takes for someone to miss her-preferably her boyfriend. while sitting on the pity potty the pity potty sitter will: 1. feel sorry for herself. 2. begin to question her relationships with the boyfriend and friends, also at the party. 3. be fueled by jealously. 4. possibly become paranoid. if missed, the pity potty sitter will be found crying in the bathroom for some insignificant reason that will be different depending on who finds her. the longer it takes for someone to find her the more dramatic the effects will be. drugs and/or alcohol will also intensify these effects. if no one attempts to locate the pity potty sitter they will do one of two things depending on which story of the house the bathroom is located on. 1. reenter the party with swolen red eyes and nose and demand to leave resulting in a very dramatic exit and much concern. 2. perform the locked in the bathroom maneuver by crawling out the window and reentering the party telling everyone she was locked in the bathroom and make her friends and boyfriend feel guilty for not missing her or coming to her rescue or take on the rock star persona and win her boyfriends affection. trouble awaits the b-st-rd boyfriend who did not miss the pity potty sitter and will result in a huge confrontation and could later be means for a pity party.
“i was sitting on the pity potty for 45 mins. before anyone came to check on me.”
“she fell and couldn’t get up. we thought she was sitting on the pity potty and didn’t check on her for hours.
party goer #1: where is your girlfriend?
ex-girlfriend: she’s been sitting on the pity potty for like 30 minutes now.
party goer #1: dude you think you should check on her?
b-st-rd boyfriend: naw, she’s alright.
“my boyfriend is not paying enough attention to me and has been looking at that sk-nk all night.time to go sit on the pity potty.”
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