Sitting Southpaw
an alternative to the traditional forward posture while sitting on a toilet, in which a person sits facing the back of the toilet as opposed to facing outward. the advantages of this position include arm rest while reading, sp-ce for resting computers, books, alarm clocks or coffee mugs, and ease of access to the toilet in case of malfunction. the only known disadvantage is the need to remove ones pants or to have a reinforced towel rack to allow for the south paw swing.
andrew: d-mn dude you were in there for so long.
bruce: yea man, i was sitting southpaw and was just too comfortable.
alex: do you have to take off your pants to sit southpaw?
bruce: nah, just give it the ol south paw swing.
Read Also:
- skeenicles
its anotha word for skeen. person 1: i was so mashed last night person 2: skeenicles
- phass
phat + -ss = ph-ss. a nice juicy booty. “junk in the trunk.” a s-xy b-tt that is both fat (as in “juicy”) and cool/phat (…because it is so hot!). shake dat ph-ss girl. one who has no b-tt formation, a flat saggy -ss with no b-mp or rounded shape. look at that b-tches ph-ss!
- wwyff
stands for: who would you fall for? used in reference to romance quizzes where the reader, who is also the main character chooses the character that he/she falls for and ends up with at the end of the quiz. “my next wwyff quiz: help i’ve been kidnapped! (a vampire, demon, fallen angel, werewolf quiz) part […]
- wuzzit
a celebrity or non-celeb who has fallen from the graces of stardom or notoriaty and will do anything to try to recapture fame poor paula…her man corey used to be up-and-coming and now he’s just a wuzzit. pertaining to anyting as in: wuzzit to yah}. wuzzit you who stow my bike?
- Philadelphia Eyeglasses
when a man punches a girl in one eye, giving her a black eye, then -j-c-l-t-s on her forehead and spreads his s-m-n around her eyes in rings with the tip of his p-n-s. this freaky girl was tryin to get me to give her a set of philadelphia eyegl-sses last week, but i told […]