Situationally Gay
having a gay relationship with the situation or opportunity presents itself or appears attractive. the person is not necessarily gay.
no i won’t march in gay pride parade, i know i make out with dude but i’m only situationally gay man.
only engaging in h-m-s-xual activity in particular situations. such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.
what a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. “my husband only makes out with guys because he’s ‘situationally gay’, he’s not ‘really gay’.
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