Sitzpinkler


in german, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a “sitzpinkler”, is equivalent to wimp, wuss or p-ssy.
“michael wouldn’t come out drinking with us — he has to take his wife to her pedicure.”
“that’s ’cause he’s a sitzpinlker”
as above,ie directly translated from german as “a man who urinates whilst sitting down”; refers to a man who is hen-pecked or under the thumb of his wife/girlfriend, or is otherwise weak or effeminate.
is ian coming down the pub later?

what, are you kidding? you know he’s a total sitzpinkler these days.

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