siwywjfm
sometimes, i wish you would just f-ck me.
guy 1: “check out this note i just got from my teacher!”
guy 2: “siwywjfm? what does that mean?”
guy 1: “it means ‘sometimes, i wish you would just f-ck me,’ you idiot.”
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