siyam
siyam is a mystical being unknown from man. this magical creature is known for doing ridiculous feits from human comprehension. siyam is a tall magical “rock hard” (as his peers say) demon that is known to live life peculiarly… such as finishing p-b-rty at around age 6, being unnaturally tall and for having many scars from his countless won wars. beasts like siyam is very scarce acc-milating .000002% of the worlds population. since they are scarce and only run off of magic siyams can sometimes be slow, clumsy and tired so if you ever see one pet it. but don’t underestimate the siyam’s power. he is the only remaining force able to fend of the charles from having a war from the gods among men angelo and stanley. please reasearch these figures for context. other names for siyam can be “penatrator” “dat boi” or ” beat dropped harder than the twin towers” dankswagbros corp. 2017
look, it’s siyam, ask it for memes!
look siyam broke thar table again!
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