sk8t


a r-t-rded way for -n-lphabetic people who doesn’t know how to pr-nounce the word “eight” to say “skate.” r-t-rded people tend to say “eigh” instead of “eight.” which makes it necessary for them to add an add extra t at the end of “sk8” which already says “skate.” so basically it means “skate-t” which isn’t a word….. sadly this “cool” and “hip” way to say skate is used way too much..
bob: “yo dude, i’m gonna sk8t! i’m cool!”
jack: “errrhhmm, what’s the “t” for? you do know “sk8” already says “sk8″ right?”
bob: “nooooooooo!!!11111 sk-eigh-t!!!”
jack: “dude… the number 8 is pr-nounced eight, not eigh, so sk8t means skate-t which makes so sense”
bob: “blahblahblahblahblah idontcare i’m a kewl sk8terboi!!!!1111”

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