Skaife Wannabe
a term used in australia to describe those teenage hoons who cruise the streets in their commodores / falcons who think that they are “fully sick”.
the term “skaife” coming form the v8 super car driver mark skaife. the term “wannabe” coming from try-hard.
so it’s really skaife + wannabe.
a “mark skaife tryhard”.
how to identify skaife wannabes:
– driving (usually) a commodore / falcon (one that p platers can afford)
– ‘p’ plates up
– hsv / fpv body kit
– loud stereo up full bore
– playing bogan metal or ‘doof-doof-doof’ music
– thinking that they can drive like v8 supercar driver
personally:
– hat backwards
– shirt off
-if no shirt is present it will most likely be a holden or ford racing shirt.
– sungl-sses on
– one hand on wheel
– arm out window
– stares at everything as they go by
see also: the term “bogan”
oh my god, did you see that commodore there?!
yeah, what a skaife wannabe!
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