skank boner
getting s-xually aroused when in the presence of a sk-nky women.
seeing her at the bar he thought she might be a hooker or stripper but as he stared at her bony body, fake t-ts and numerous tattoos he could feel himself getting aroused. when she pulled his head down in to her b–bs then showed him her genital piercings he found himself with a huge sk-nk b-n-r.
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