skank monger
a male who only -ssociates and/or has s-xual intercourse with sk-nks. most often the sk-nk monger is a lowlevel child/man who refuses to grow up and can only find females with a similar case of arrested development to have s-x with.
the male in question is most often a sad case himself; a wannabe musician,actor or skateboarder who cant keep a job and has a bad drug habit that he cant afford.
similar to a sk-nk yanker or fish monger in that both the sk-nk yanker and fish mongers both smell of rotten meat, weather it be of the dirty sk-nk v-g-n- or fish variety.
ex. “omg, matt marsh only dates the sk-nkiest hoes in town, he’s such a sk-nk monger!”
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