skankscuse


when the sk-nk of the office calls in sick, ususally on mondays, with a hangover. but her excuse is “my stomach is giving me fits”- hangover, “my back is killing me”- gave too many bjs last night, or “i’m gonna try to make it to the doctor”-probably has another infectious disease.
bob: what sk-nkscuse did shay-shay use today?
ted: the ususal, “my stomach is giving me fits”
bob: gees, i guess we’ll have a peaceful day today!

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