skanktimonious


adj.

1. of or relating to one who is digustingly foul or filthy and often considered s-xually promiscuous, but often contradictorily portrayed in a decidedly more pious fashion.

quite obviously, sk-nktimonious derives from the contraction of sk-nk, that of more popular vernacular, not the rhythmic dance, and sanctimonious.
paris hilton is so sk-nktimonious.
word describing the behavior of someone of equal or greater sk-nkiness labeling someone else a sk-nk or otherwise making them feel like a sk-nk.
did you see the way she got all sk-nktimonious on me when she saw what i was wearing tonight?
adjective to describe a judgmental woman who presents herself as an upstanding religious person, and talks a lot about “family values,” but who has a double life that includes many violations of the principles she purports to uphold, including, but not limited to, s-xual transgressions.
“did you hear that maisy cheated on her husband after the christian fellowship meeting last week?”

“that can’t be possible. she is always saying people who go outside of marriage are condemned to life in h-ll.”

“it is true. but ever since she got the implants, she has been a sk-nktimonious b-tch.”
trashy, yet extraordinarily self-righteous.
g-d, everyone on “the hills” is so sk-nktimonious.

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