skanktron


not just an ordinary sk-nk, but a sk-nk among sk-nks.
“politically incorrect slurs like “tramp,” “tart,” “sl-t,” “sk-nk,” and “sk-nktron” have suddenly become acceptable again, as long as paris hilton is their target.”

from “the trash princess” by kay s. hymowitz
ever get that feeling that sk-nks were in the vicinity without seeing them? well then you sir are a proud owner of a sk-nktron. a sk-nktron is a man’s built-in device used to detect nearby sk-nks, it works similarly to the legendary gaydar.
my sk-nktron is picking up heavy activity by the c-cktail bar.

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