Skans and Smeel


birthed by mispelled words, skans and smeel were originally sk-nk and smell. smeel is the name of a female dancing leprachuan, and skans is the name of an old school meets new school lady of the night. both are feminine, and were created in ray-town wisconsin by me and my two friends. both words also include that the people dubbed are also extremely glompable to you at least.
me: yo smeel.
smeel: -does a jig- hi! is that skans?
me: yep. hey skans!
skans: i told you not to call me that! -kicks me-
me: ow…you two are mean…but so glompable -glomps smeel and skans-

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