skanxiety


an apprehensive uneasiness of mind over the prospect of encountering unkempt young women.
my duties as a pageant judge at the county fair on “child protective services/tobacco inst-tute/weight watchers/american dental -ssociation trailer park day” left me suffering from an extreme case of skanxiety.

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