Skarstruck
the sensation of uncontrolled tingling in one’s erogenous zones and the inability to articulate coherently when confronted by a new image of alexander skarsgard.
this affliction happens quite frequently for persons seeing him for the first time, although has been known to come in unexpected waves over the seasoned professional.
i was at a loss for words and fell to my knees, so skarstruck was i when watching generation kill.
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