skart
to fart while sk-nking to ska music.
ska is playing and people are sk-nking
-bommfskagnargnarsquirt-
marcel: “what was that?”
martin: “gross, who farted?”
the aquabats: “don’t worry, you guys. it’s just a skart.”
gwen stefani: “a skeet+fart?!”
jordy: “real matureeeeee, gwen stefani.”
derivative of the two root words skeet and shart combined to form one new: skart
skeet : to -j-c-l-t-
shart : to unintentionally sh-t ones self while farting
“dude i was so drunk whilst humping your mother last night i skarted”
“yes well, your mother gave me head while i was on the jon and i skarted”
while driving in a car. drive past a dead skunk and someone farts and it mixes with the skunks stank.
“oh my gosh! who skarted?!”
when you fart and skeet at the same time.
sorry honey, i skarted again.
to fart while sk-nking to ska music.
ska is playing and people are sk-nking
-bommfskagnargnarsquirt-
marcel: “what was that?”
martin: “gross, who farted?”
the aquabats: “don’t worry, you guys. it’s just a skart.”
gwen stefani: “a skeet+fart?!”
jordy: “real matureeeeee, gwen stefani.”
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