skeans


jean skirts, really really short jean skirts similar to booty shorts but in jean form.
-“dude, 3 o’clock check out those 3 girls in skeans”
-“nice, i love girls in skeans!”
-“yea man, those girls just up’d to 8s for wearing those”

-“shawty got skeans!”

-“wouldn’t that -ss look tight in skeans!?”
the idiotic look when someone rocks skater shoes and skinny jeans. the new “junners”. but instead of runners they’re wearing skater shoes. “skeans”. not a really good look to be rockin’.
jacqui: “oh hey, see chris over there,”

tayla: “yeah? why?”

jacqui: “look, he’s rockin’ the skeans..”

tayla: “eww”
a pair of blue jeans that has been repurposed into a skirt by ripping out the inner seams and adding material to the front and back
mary, tired of her old true religions, had her grandma make them into a sweet pair of skeans.
skinny jean, when you don’t have time for both words.
i need to buy a new pair of skeans, but my hip to ankle ratio is all out of whack.

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