skeegress
an italian woman with the following traits:
-b-tchy
-s-d-stic
-double crossing
-loud
-complaining
-fake
-harsh
-c-nt
-derived from the term “spaghetti negress”
——— warning———–
skeegresses appear to be beautiful on the outside (hot as f-ck) so beware, for the greater the hotness, the darker the soul!
alternative names:
– guidette
– hot b-tch
– skiglet (young italian c-nt)
-melissa
“you’ve been hit by, you’ve struck by, a f-cking skeegress”
“your girlfriend is such a skeegress”
“hey, your mom is a c-nt…is she a skeegress”
“dam shes hot, too bad shes shes a skeegress”
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