Skeet Magee
the act of skeet magee is to do something amazing by way of skeeting. just like the famous skeet magee untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it. he also hit a baseball 200 ft. with just one high powered skeet shot, anyone else who has tried this has been seriously injured (think about it, a baseball coming straight at ur meat at 70 mph…).
skeet magee was a famous kid who grew up in the 50s and 60s. noone knows if the kid was real or just a legend. skeet magee is best known for -j-c-l-t-ng in public, he also untied a gigantic knot by dropping huge skeet loads on it to moisten it, he won a huge supply of pizza by untying it. the onlookers were amazed at the sheer size of his skeet loads. skeet magee also eased racism in the town by teaching the kids to -j-c-l-t- in public to promote peace. skeet was not always accepted in the town, since -j-c-l-t-ng in public was unheard of in the 50s and 60s. he was insulted by a bully at school that told him “you dont know a cha cha from a waltz.” apparently an insult at that time… skeet magee vanished in the late 60s. there has only been one alleged siting of him since then (he was the b-m masturbating on the bus in a story told by dave chappelle, this has not been confirmed). skeets’ last words before leaving were “i came, i saw, i skeeted. i hope you will do the same”
dave: “did you see the new superman movie?”
farnsworth: “nah man, what happened”
dave: “superman stopped a speeding bullet by skeeting on it”
farnsworth: “….yeah right…”
dave: “lol nah man i wish…”
farnsworth: “skeet magee himself would have been proud of that lol”
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