Skeet n’ Scrape
while masturbating in a hurry, you c-m on your stomach with no way of cleaning it off, you pull up your underwear above your chest and scr-pe the c-m towards your genitalia. stomach should be skeet free.
ian was home alone and he started masturbating to -n-l s-x and -j-c-l-t-d all over his stomach. his mom suddenly came home so he skeet n’ scr-ped to remove all evidence.
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