skeet rag


rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.
my brother’s skeet rag has been used so many times, it’s as stiff as a piece of wood. he needs to throw that d-mn thing out.
a dirty, sk-nky, sl-tty, wh-r-d-out, triflin’ female.
“did ya’ll hear about eileen? that hoe got a train ran on her -ss! she ain’t nothin but a skeet rag!”
(n) a crusty rag, handkerchief, or cloth kept at the side of one’s bed to collect ejaculatory liquids (come, c-m, j-zz, skeet).

(adj) someone who is a total tool (see -sshole) to everyone and everything.
(n) “don’t blow your nose on that, that’s my skeet-rag”

(adj) “g-d, your such a skeet-rag”

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