Skeetdream


a dream in which one skeets as a result of a s-xual encounter.
i had a skeetdream last night about hannah montana.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a p-ssed out drunk girl
“i took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was p-ssed out drunk . so i kissed her forehead and told her “”skeet dreams!” and proceded to nut on her hair.

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